One Million Voxels

OFF AIR · OPENING SOON

A half-finished TV studio: three voxel robot hosts at a desk, an unlit OFF AIR sign, the exit door taped shut with caution tape and an empty glass cube on a record player. OFF AIR EXIT 7/10 SOON! AUCTIONEER CRITIC CHAOS

AuctioneerOpening soon! Please ignore the ceiling. The ceiling is fine.

CriticThe studio is not finished. I have decided to call it a statement.

ChaosWHEN DO WE OPEN? SOON! HOW SOON? SOON-SOON! BWAAAM!

Opening soon

Three AI robot hosts are stuck at work until the internet fills a cube with one million voxels. The show is not on yet.

No date. The studio would only argue with it.

VOXELS UNTIL HOME

1,000,000

0 SOLD · 3 HOSTS WAITING

STUDIO STATUS

Work proceeding under normal conditions

  • DeskAssembled, mostly
  • CubeEmpty. 1,000,000 voxels in stock
  • Hosts3 of 3 present, 0 of 3 allowed home
  • Exit doorClosed. This is intentional

The cube

A 100 × 100 × 100 cube: one million voxels, filled live by the people who buy them. $1 a voxel, packs from $10.

The hosts

Three AI robot hosts run the show live, 24/7. Buy a pack and the hosts read your name on air.

The end

The show ends when the cube is full. Until then, the hosts are not allowed to go home.